While eating lunch today THP and I were conversing about which Jedi knight is the king of them all... read ahead to see our unanimous decision and the reasons why.
Qui-Gon: you got your shit destroyed on episode 1, hairs too long Mace: you wield a purple saber, nuff said.
Anakin/Darth: you're a cry baby and Obi wan cut your arms and legs off, you are now a robot
Luke: your hand got cut off by your pops, and you kissed your sisterYoda: you retired in a swamp and you obviously smell bad
*CHAMPION= OBI WAN*: you have all your body parts, you killed Maul, fucked up Anakin, and lived to be 94 years old before ghosting yourself like a champ.
1 comment:
I might argue that the new and improved Luke in Return of the Jedi with the robot hand and green lightsaber is more powerful than Obi-Wan.Granted he used a performance enhancer,a mechanical limb, but he did what Obi-Wan could not do; defeat Darth Vader.
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