Thursday, September 11, 2008

Hot White Chicks smoking Cigarettes is the most UNHOT thing ever

look at this picture below and imagine these girls not smoking

these girls-cigarettes=very sexy

I don't understand why chicks leave home and start smoking incessantly. It's just such a shame to see such fine young women such as this:

forget the fact that she really doesn't seem to notice that her kid is standing there, or that the kid is naked, Britney is looking real right physically in this picture. Not so fast. As you scan her body up and down, it appears that she is indeed "Lucky" to have a figure such as this. But unfortunately she continues to fill her body with "Toxic" chemicals.I would imagine that cigarettes have her in a rapture, as if she looks at a pack of Marlboros and exclaims "I'm A Slave For You"!!! The cigarette looks back at her deep in her baggy eyes and replies "Hit Me Baby, One More Time" and she follows suit.

all joking aside, nothing depreciates the worth of an attractive young woman quite like a cancer stick. It is the single thing that can instantly make a 10 lose 2 points and become an 8, all in the span of the thirty seconds it takes to take a jack out of the pack then light it then inhale. I would truly rather see a dime piece puke on herself than light a cigarette, at least vomit washes out of your hair and clothes. You can't take back the baggy eyes or the charred lungs or the blotchy cheeks or the paler skin or the masculine cough or the bad breath or the yellow teeth or the stench in your blouse. And they all start the same way, "Really, I only do this when I drink." That copout is reliable until you see that same broad three weeks later puffin away at like 3:13 on a Tuesday afternoon waiting out front of the library just throwing her hotness down a vacuum tunnel. Even worse is the ugly girl who smokes, because that's just an example of a quitter. The ugly girl who smokes is a heartbreaker, she's just tapped out to the Newport choke hold, having simply given up on trying to present herself in a half-respectable way despite her rugged bodily features. I just don't get it man. There needs to be a movement to extinguish the wildfire that is slammin white chicks smoking cigarettes. I've just seen to many good gals waste away from this trend. You can do better ladies.

1 comment:

Some Normal Trolls said...

dear tyler, these girls are trashy.
i didnt read the article but the picture says it all.

 

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